Lotto

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

by Azballa7 September 7, 2011

lotto

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

by Konstiin December 30, 2010

Lottoholic

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.

"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"

by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009

Lottocide

(n.) The urge one is struck with when stuck behind an inconsiderate asshole (at a gas station, usually) who is taking all day to figure out which lottery tickets they want to purchase.

I was running late for work and really felt like a lottocide was in order.

by Fart Vader February 15, 2010

Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."

Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.

by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

chop lotto

A DMV rapper from maryland who created and made the term clout baby cool.

chop lotto should be president of the united state

by hoodlum64 March 6, 2019