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5k1 letter

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a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government
Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”
by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022
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NBA Lottery

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The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
by Bokolis August 25, 2013
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The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
by thePhatMan July 7, 2008
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permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle
by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018
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Lofted

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Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
by Mr JD December 23, 2009
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When you cum inside a girl and then she queefs in your mouth, creating a light, frothy foam of similar consistency to the whipped cream on top of a latte
Jamal: "Bro, you want me to get you something from Starbucks?"

Baljeet: "Nah man I already got that pussy latte last night!"
by jqdoozy May 11, 2016
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pumpkin slut latte

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Basic bitches that drink pumpkin spice latte near halloween and dress as slut version of different animals, usually involving an ear piece, some sort of drawing on the nose, and lack of clothing and a tail.
I saw a bunch of pumpkin slut lattes at the frats on halloween
by TitanInParadise November 2, 2014
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