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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a woman's vagina while eating her out, her pussy then becomes a mucas infested vagina - also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 15, 2008
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loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie
I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie
by autoliscious December 17, 2015
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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008
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loogie season

The time in a cold or flu when you are constantly coughing up phlegm and loogies, or the time of the year when people are prone to colds or flu.
Sorry bro I can’t go out tonight, It’s loogie season.
by the half gram rapper December 10, 2019
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Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)
I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.
by cring2511 May 12, 2025
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hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
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Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.
by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009
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