Longmeadow

An upper-middle class preppy, country clubbing, New England town outside of Springfield, MA. Longmeadow is competitive, but not snobby. In Longmeadow, pee-wee lacrosse is more important than pee-wee soccer. Longmeadow parents drive BMW's, Audi's and Mercedes. Longmeadow families vacation in Vermont, Cape Cod and Nantucket. Longmeadow youth epitomize the preppy deadhead style, whereby a ripped bleached out polo shirt is fine, as long as the collar is worn up. LL Bean Bulcher mocs, or worn out penny loafers are a good look. Messy hair and boxer shorts tie in to the casual preppy look. Labels are very important. J.C. Penny knock offs are grounds for school bullying. Longmeadow's public schools are more like private prep schools. Longmeadow is sarcastically referred to as "the ghetto". Longmeadow kids grow up with a strong motivation for material success. Longmeadow is not to be confused with East Longmeadow. It is not uncommon to find a new Porsche in the L.H.S. student parking lot.

There is only one Longmeadow. It is the wealthiest town in Western Massachusetts.

by Fuzzwuzzy March 10, 2005

longboard

A board originally meant to emulate the feeling of surfing on land. Typically longer than a normal skateboard, but not necessarily. Longboards are for people who want a smooth, chill ride. Also, they are fantastic means of transportation in urban areas where bikes are inconvenient and commonly get stolen. They are far superior to normal skateboards, which offer much less control and a much bumpier ride.

Skateboarder: Dude, just pulled some kickflip 720 grind spins back at the park on my skateboard.

Longboarder: That's very nice man. I just enjoyed the warm rays and calming breeze on the way over here on my longboard.

by MitKet January 11, 2011

Longhead

Someone who is taking a long time

‘Nathan turner, pick up FaceTime! You are such a longhead!’

by Kalishka November 1, 2017

longmeadow

Longmeadow is a town outside of Springfield in Werstern Mass.People who live in other towns stero-type longmeadow as being rich, snobby, and annoying. However, longmeadow is just competitive, being state champs for hockey and winning the superbowl for football. It is a trend for the kids at the highschool to wear northfaces, popped collars and ugg boots. Yes, longmeadow is previlaged and has money. They don't exclude blacks or people of other race/religion because they have a mix of all kinds of people at the high school. Basically longmeadow shouldn't be looked down upon because it really is a very nice town.

"I live in longmeadow"
"Oh i hear they have a great school system!"

by ---------------------------- January 23, 2007

longhead

somebody who suggests something that is time consuming and a waste of time

u are such a longhead

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.

Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!

by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009

Losebeard

A rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

This nickname is commonly associated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

A losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. This nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself associate as a physical aspect.

The effects of being a 'losebeard' are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.

A: Hey man, I heard you didn't get invited to that party last night. That sucks, you really missed out.

B(Losebeard): Yeah man, I kinda just sat around and just drank until I was drunk... and then I drank some more.

A: Wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you'll get invited for once.

by Agent Jack Swagson January 16, 2015