london

The name London is a mixture of two words ''LUN'&'DONE'

when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''

and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.

whenever nothing is agreed upon in a meeting, manager says LONDON ...which means LUNDONE

by konka January 14, 2008

London

What some foriegners call England.

"Oh he lives in London"

"What the... i live in Birmingham not London"

by koolyman April 16, 2006

London

London is a fine ass girl with a super sweet and funny side who never gives up and is super strong willed with a freaky side.

Did you see that guy he's dating a London he's so lucky.

by Nsnzjnxnsme May 19, 2018

London

To Londoners the only place that exists in the UK, rather like a city full of the Flat earth society.

Outsider: I live in Wales.

Londoner: You must be made from Dark Matter!

by Don Ludd September 23, 2009

London

The place with bad food, worse weather, and Mary-fucking-Poppins

Fish , chips, cup'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins, London!

by dildo777 August 22, 2019

London

London is beautiful,a boss bitch, A caring person ,she is loyal in many ways, she has a big booty and she cute

Basically London is a whole {meal}

by Braceface.Lon May 2, 2018

London

Hip ethnic enclaves infused with homosexuality, poverty, and royalty.
The world's most cosmopolitan city, where the pulse of Europe erupts.
Coolest subway system in the world!

Most comopolitan city in the universe!

by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003