love mayonaise 

cum

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise

love mayonaise by pville October 29, 2002

lmaonnaise 

The preffered condiment of internet sandwiches.

Oh shit, that flash animation was so funny I fucking shot lmaonnaise out of my fucking nose.

lmaonnaise by Col. Mustard March 16, 2005

LMAOnaise 

Representation of the verb "Laughing my ass off" as a Noun and Object.

Created to likeness in sound to Mayonaise, by Ruliath.

See also: LMAOsine

OMG slap some LMAOnaise on THAT sandwich!

He just pwnt himself by slipping in LMAOnaise.

Grease up the ROFLcoptor with some LMAOnaise, I'm goin for a ride!

LMAOnaise by Ruliath January 11, 2005

LMAONAISE 

Laughing my ass off - not actually. I speak exaggerations.

Used to show the stupidity of other peoples statements when they overuse lol or lmao at something that wasn't funny

Girl 1: OMG LOL! I was there on the weekend too and he was totally checking me out! Isn't that so funny!!!11!!! LMAO!

Girl 2: lmaonaise!

LMAONAISE by FearMyAwesome February 13, 2010

mayonaise 

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

mayonaise by creamy j March 24, 2007

mayonaise 

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

mayonaise by wins May 3, 2011

Unicorn Mayonaise 

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

Unicorn Mayonaise by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006