LMS

Like my status

LMS for a truth is.

by Grrr123456654321 July 13, 2011

LMS

Abbreviation: Lick My Sack

Text Message

Linda: Fuckkkk youuu I'm so sickkk &&& tired of you.

Akeem: Bitch like I give a shit LMS.

by Edward1996 November 24, 2011

LMS

Lynda's Meaty Surprise. LMS is a pie with a sloppy brown fecal like filling. Any meat can be put in here, the most common of course is a mixture of horse and roadkill. The pastry itself is hard and flakey and almost always burnt inside and out. A true delicacy which is honored in many cultures especially school canteens.

Fuck... Tom Malcolm's made LMS again.
Ha! Charlie's a vegetarian he can't eat LMS!

by George.McD May 3, 2019

lms

Last Man Standing.

Often used in events in games like Gunz: Online

Hey, what's the event? Hide and seek?

-No, it's lms-

by Bakpao September 13, 2009

LMS

Lick my Stapler

An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.

LMS and I will say something on your wall that you know isn't true.

by the pie knight September 1, 2011

LMS

Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook

Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS

by FullLockDown October 21, 2011

LMS

"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.

Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches
Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt

by Fagbitch69 April 19, 2015