Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.

Lithuania Man stat padding adventure continues!

by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020

Lithuania man

lithuania man is a portuguese diver who is known for his diving skills.He is also known by statpadding against lithuania,andorra, sweden,latvia, faroa islands and lexumburg etc.sometimes,people also call him Lecceman or bologna man,He is also known as pendu in South Asia.according to his fans only spot kick and tap in matters for lithuania man,because providers of those spot kicks and tap ins are thier beloved fathers.

The favourite kick of lithuania man is penalty kick

by lecce00001 October 5, 2020

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

Lithuania Man

A penalty Portuguese merchant who likes stats padding against countries below 100 in the FIFA world ranking.

I don't think the Lithuania man can score couple of goals against top seeded oppositions in FIFA world ranking.

by Han Daewi November 5, 2020

Made in Lithuania

Something you should look for on the bottle before taking medications

"Don't take those pills bruh! They're made in Lithuania!"

by sr&dvhss May 24, 2018

Poland-Lithuania

Just the best Kingdom ever. Long live Augustus II

Poland-Lithuania should still exist. RIP en peace my man, P-L

by SteveBuscemiLover205 October 25, 2017

commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 19, 2024