Lingweiner

A long, but incredibly thin penis.

I hear that Tym has a lingweiner

by timuffee September 23, 2015

Linsley

Linsley is amazingly retarded, she loves cartoons. Skinny and short with black/brown hair. She is extremely anxious and stupid. But everyone loves her

1: is that linsley?
2: yeah, that whore

by FluffyChan October 12, 2019

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

ankle lingerie

lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle

dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!

by halestone15 March 3, 2009

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Jennifer Linley

Name to describe a women who is hot, good at sex, and smokes weed. The best kind of girls. Can also be refereed to as J.L.'s

Invented at Bureau Valley high school, January 2016

random: look at the new girl.

random: yah she looks nice!
random:bro, noone says nice anymore
random: yah your right, she's a total Jennifer Linley
random: bra shes a total J.L.

by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012