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Limp Shrimp

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!
Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.
by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011
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anal limp

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you limp around like you're about to shit yourself.
Look at Taylor's anal limp, she got fucked so hard in that porno she did.
by Bm445 December 14, 2015
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Crimbo Limbo

The period after Christmas Day and before New Year's Eve, mainly spent sitting down and eating leftovers. Many find it extremely dull.
I'm so bored. It feels like crimbo limbo's been going on forever...
by Aiho December 30, 2009
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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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Bro Limbo

When a bro says repeats "bro" several times in a serious tone to convey the gravity and significance of a prior statement. All subsequent "bro"s after the first should be spoken in a lower tone, leading to a series of "bros" that gradually get lower like a limbo.
Bro 1: so I totally fell asleep instead of having sex with her. She was so pissed.
Bro 2: Bro
Bro 1: I was really tired!
Bro 2:... bro (lower)
Bro 1: do you think she'll ever sleep with me again?
Bro 2:....bro (even lower)
Bro: don't do the bro limbo to me, bro
by Suedohnymm June 9, 2011
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limousine liberal

Limousine liberal (or latte liberal) is a deragatory term used to describe a rich liberal who considers themself a champion of the poor and downtrodden, but lives a lifestyle of wealth and luxury.

Limousine liberals can usually be identified by any combination of the following behavior:

- They support gun control, but they go everywhere surrounded by armed bodyguards.

- They have a soft-on-crime stance, but they live in gated, private communities where there is no threat of crime.

- They tell people to ride bikes and use public transportation to reduce oil consumption, while themselves traveling around the world in private jets and rented luxury SUVs.

- They join organizations like PETA because they believe that killing animals is wrong, but they wear expensive leather belts and shoes.

Limousine liberal is mostly an American term. In Austrialia, an equivalent term is "chardonnay socialist", while in France the equivalent term is gauche caviar (caviar left).
"Famous limousine liberals include such people as Arianna Huffington, Michael Moore, Martin Sheen, Jane Fonda, Sean Penn, and Barbra Streisand."
by Deej July 22, 2004
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Limo Skull

The act of receiving oral sex in the backseat of a limo while being driven to a location.
"but diamonds get you limo skull"

Used by Charlie in Two and a Half Men.
by VincenzoAI May 21, 2011
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