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O Levels

To perform oral sex, ordinarily fellatio. Pun on the historic British secondary level exam. Twinned with A Levels which are the act of anal sex

Especially used in the escorting world to signify the provider offers fellatio without a condom.
We had some top O Level action, she sucked the spunk right out my dick and didn't spit, swallowing the lot.

Candy is an openminded girl who has passed her O Levels.
by RobinP63 August 17, 2009
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A-levels

The A-levels (Advanced Level Examinations) is a series of exams that one will take at the age of 18.

Numerous students choose to take this exam after sitting for the O-levels (Ordinary Level Examinations), which tends to make others wonder why one would want to experience this suffering yet again at an advanced level.

Prior to the A-Levels, one will spend two years preparing for the examinations at a Junior College. During this period of time, the student will go through lectures, tutorials and various phases of regret.

It is commonplace for many students to believe that taking the A-levels was the biggest mistake of their life, in which they are correct.
Person 1: What are you studying for?
Person 2: My A-Levels.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: The biggest mistake of my life.
by L1MS0N November 3, 2013
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Levels of Rock

There are many different levels of rock. They range from the tapping of the foot level to the head banging level. Each level creates a different feeling in the person listening. The highest level is what some would call a music orgasm. Best found in "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse.
by Ameco January 20, 2009
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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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A-Levels

Reference to anal sex, usually by a hooker willing to perform said act.
She offered OWO and A-Levels, but not RIM
by Sumeh November 9, 2007
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skipping levels

the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.
Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.
by One crew member December 23, 2011
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