the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 04, 2011
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