lesbonia

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

Non-Lesbonic

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)

Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.

by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004

lesboner

Used to describe a females feeling of sexual arousal.

"God he/she's hot, i've got a total lesboner"

by oralrich March 13, 2009

lesbocon

When a chat room is full of lesbians. A shortening of Lesbian Convention.

Man its like the thunder-dome of lesbian chats in here, WELCOME TO THE LESBOCON!

by mxrmandan June 14, 2009

lesbocopter

A lesbian who always finds a lesbian subtext in everything she reads, making appear that she's constantly hovering over like a helicopter, waiting for her chance to put in her two cents. Lesbocopters are often found in English classes at liberal arts colleges around the world.

Teacher: So what can we learn from this passage in Harry Potter?

Lesbocopter: I think that the interaction between Harry and Hermine creates a dichotomy that explores the lesbian tendency in Hermione's superego that serves as a metaphor for the psychological disaphora that extrapolates among the LGBT proletariat.

Fellow classmate: What a lesbocopter.

by Ranger_panties September 11, 2014

lesbonian

1- A female who is 88.67% homosexual, and occasionally indulges in riding a boner when heavily inebriated. (she will deny it in the morning, boys)

Hey, didja hear that Lizbeth went lesbonian last night with Seth?

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

Lesboobian

Girls who are straight, but enjoy looking at other girl's boobs, or will often make out with girlfriends, but have no real interest in being a lesbian.

Carrie is just a lesboobian, she has no interest in pussy.

by VeraVoyeur June 7, 2011