russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

Lentil

1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.

by Shaz May 26, 2006

levily

Describes something lovely that casts an evil shadow.

Marge was quite levily when she called me a dumb-dumb in a friendly voice.

by Alex the Explorer September 22, 2013

Levil

Levil is a demon, the son of Lucifer, who controls the power of Chaos so that he can destroy everything around him.
Only with 5% of his power can destroy the Divine Army alone, and later known as General of Destruction.

I'm Levil, Lord of Chaos, you can fight me, but you will never win.

by levilhalfdemon August 7, 2017

Lentil Soup for the Soul

Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul

by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017

Lentil

A mix between leng and sick

Rah bro that’s lentil stilllll

by Lovelylentils123 November 8, 2020

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021