an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fatjuicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.
Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:
'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
Leville is unlike any other. He will make you the happiest you’ve ever been. He will piss u off make you mad but you overthink all of it cause you knows he’s meant for you. He has beautiful curly hair, eyes that you can look into forever. His smile makes you smile and his laugh makes you laugh and it’s the best feeling when you make him do it. You will fall in love with him when you didn’t think you could fall in love. He will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you. He is so respectful. Opens the door for you, helps you clean, asked if he needs to help with anything and always takes out the trash when it’s full. He’s so polite and loves kids and is so good with them. He will be the love of your life.