lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.

his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto

by parlez January 11, 2005

lemony fresh

That feel of delight when you have your first sip of lift and it's like "oooo lemony fresh" @_@.

Guy 1: Dam I'm thirsty, I'd die for a drink.
Guy 2: Have some of my Lift.
Guy 1: SHIEEET SON THAT'S LEMONY FRESH!
Guy 2: Thanks dad.

by Earl of Lemongrab June 26, 2014

Lemony Ben

an alcoholic drink made of 1/2 shot of lemon juice, and 1 shot of vodka. created by Ben Roese while at The Ohio University visiting his sister Hannah, and cousin Lizz.

if you cant take straight shots of vodka, then the Lemony Ben is for you.

by Ben Roese February 11, 2006

lemony snicket

the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

lemony snicket is the man.

by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

Lemony Snicket

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.

"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"

by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

lemony snicket

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?

Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.

by SGMan April 8, 2007

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005