[Greek] Lessons

Term used by prostitutes to describe anal sex when advertising online. Often examples contain alternate symbols for letters.

This ad here says she will do Greek lessons for an extra 100 bucks ! Gr@@k Lessons for 100 bucks is a bargain.

by twoinchdave December 17, 2008

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Mr. T Lesson

When someone uses excessive force and extreme seriousness in teaching you a lesson.

"Damn! He taught you a Mr. T Lesson!"
"I know this you undernourished penis monger! He threw me out a window for touching his beard!"

by Frank Berg February 21, 2009

lessons

Something you can learn when you are very young or very old or even in between.

You shouldn't be his chloscar otherwise Grahl's parents will kill you.

by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003

lepson

A lepson is a person who copies anything you say. If you have a new catch phrase or a great idea, a lepson will come along and think they are really cool when they steal it and use it as if its their own.
A lepson then, is a very annoying copycat type try hard that makes you want to smash them in the face.

"Hey! i made that up you filthy lepson!"

by Oinktastic December 14, 2004

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006