lecturecuted

Being bored to death in a lecture.

"I'm being lecturecuted," said Josh as he sat through a three hour lecture class on fifteenth century French literature.

The teacher gave the test lecturecution style, meaning he gave the test over his lectures and not the book we paid 200$ for!

by Judy Funnie September 21, 2013

Lecture

A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.

Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!

by myday March 25, 2022

Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

by PTAnteater February 27, 2010

Lectosis

When a girl starts throwing up blood because she is on her period.

Lucas: "Aww man! Sheila's throwing up blood again!"
Carol: "Yeah. It's Lectosis kicking in."

by Wolfgang Carmichael February 22, 2011

lecture lap dance

You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.

10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside

"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"

by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

by lllover May 1, 2010

Lecture

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

by RockstarLC November 22, 2009