layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man. This is done as a way to save the company money.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

by kildozer June 23, 2008

lagomorphilia

A love of rabbits.

It was clear to her by the age of six that she would be driven by a powerful lagomorphilia.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.

by TZ January 6, 2005

Lagoo Bagoo

An offensive word used to describe a person who is or behaves idiotic. The word is indigenous to Guyana but has become popular in some countries in the Caribbean, primarily the island of Trinidad.

You see all (dem) are propa (proper) Lagoo Bagoos.

by Team4Kira August 5, 2011

soap lagoon

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen

I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam

by massivebitch March 12, 2022

lagom

A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

- How much food do you want?

- Lagom (i.e. not too much, not too little)

- How far are we walking?
- Lagom

by Medde February 1, 2010

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006