money laundering

Something you unfortunately cannot learn to do by looking it up in a dictionary.

If you've come here to, just turn yourself over to the police and tell them where you got all the money. It's probably for the better.

I got it, we'll just launder the money! My junkie cousin used to do money laundering all the time.

by zacon2 July 3, 2006

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

latude

v. to go about doing day-to-day activities in a relaxed, contented manner.

n. one who goes about doing daily activities in a relaxed, contented manner.

"Today I'm going to just latude around the house."

by journeyer77 December 1, 2011

Launde

It's a Hindi word used to describe both your homies and the fuckers that you hate

Zaid 'launde' kaha jaara?

Translation :-Zaid, where you going homie? or Zaid, where the fuck you going you son of a bitch?!

by Vizion_17 November 6, 2020

quote-laundering

The act of citing a source to support a hypothesis and burying the reference in a footnote or endnote that, once investigated, turns out to be irrelevant, spurious or entirely fictitious.

Similar to quote-stuffing, a common practice in academic paper-writing, but not to be confused with quote mining.

I was trying to track down that juicy reference that Malcolm Gladwell dropped about what Nietzsche said about cell phones but it turned out to be total quote-laundering.

by panopticonopolis December 1, 2011

gun launderer

Taking an illegally obtained gun and giving it legitimacy. Giving stolen guns legitimate pedigrees and the proper papers to go along with them. This is a problem in Canada where a gun registry exists

"Bring me a gun and i'll make it legit, I'm a gun launderer. That's how it works my friend"

by Drebin June 24, 2015

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017