lapkin

My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!

Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!

by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011

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Ur gay Luke no hairline ass boi

Laukas is gay

by Sorry Laukas marson March 22, 2017

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Lapka

A classic tool in the world of Norrath in Everquest. He is a homophobic, English Professor hater, foul mouthed, puss infected boil on the end of an elephant's dick.

John totally screwed up his job interview when questioned about his job history, and pulled a Lapka and went Postal on the interviewer, screaming at them and calling them fagnacious.

When John was questioned about a misspelling on his application, he continued his tirade screaming "OMG, the english professor who don't understand simple type of slang talk or language, may scold me for saying PLAYING instead of playin LMAO, i got way to much rage for english professors!11!"

by Kaneis March 8, 2007

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lapkebab

womans genitals

i would like to have a bite of her lapkebab

i wouldnt like to lift her gunt a smell her lap kebeb

i hope her lapkebab doesnt come with cheese

i feel like a tasty lapkebab

by shilhabob the oblitorator January 25, 2009

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lavuk

In daily life, it is used for people who always talks shit and doesn't have a purpose of living
The real meaning is the person who gives tissues and hand sanitizer to a guy after he has sex in a brothel (whorehouse)
Comes from Turkish

Lavuk musun lan sen?
(Are you "lavuk")

Lavuğa bak
(Look at that "lavuk")

by srpk June 7, 2017

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