fucking the landscape

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.

John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009

Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!

A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions

by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022

Nig Landscape

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.

Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.

by Laborah Jerry January 18, 2010

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Landscaping

To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club

"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"

"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"

by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011

lamescape

A way of referring to runescape in mockery.

Dude A: Hey, man. Do you play runescape?

Dude B: No way! I don't play that piece of crap! Ugh. With those lame graphics?!

Dude A: ... (feeling embarrassed)

Dude B: (scoffs) Heh. Runescape? More like LameScape!

Dude A: ... (feeling even more embarrassed and lame)

by MastaZULU January 1, 2009

landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.

- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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by $lapaho March 10, 2021