Landmines

A bomb inside the ground

Landmines in Cambodia

by mickeymouse2146 May 31, 2011

landmines

America's Border Solution

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!

by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010

Landmine

An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.

Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless

by Eleegah June 3, 2021

The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

Landmines

Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.

ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.

Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"

"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"

by GinoGambino September 27, 2011

landmining

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea

by brahski666 July 25, 2011

Landmines

When a friend takes you with him to see a girl or girls he has never met and they are ugly af.

Suttie you just led us into a field of landmines. -___-

by evilaznlayos April 1, 2011