A gen y or later man whom is trying desperately to be masculine by looking the part instead of being the part, eg, dressing up like a lumberjack. This is done primarily to capture lost or missing masculinity due to being emasculated by things such as his childhood environment (effeminate father, overbearing soccer mom mother, play dates, trophies for losing.... etc.), feminism, modern urban culture, and "Sex In The City" reruns. He tries to achieve this masculinity by mimicking real men, and in this particular case a lumberjack due to their connection to blue collar work and an outdoor workplace. To distinguish between the two a number of markers serve as convincing evidence to determine between the real man and the poser. 1. Look at their hands. A lumberjack will have leather for skin, many scars, and sometimes (more often than not) crooked fingers from broken bones not properly set and treated with twigs and duct tape.... a lumbersexual will have smooth, soft hands that smell like lotion. 2. Look at their face. The lumberjack will have weathered skin and probably some scars attributed to flying debris, cable burrs, falling branches, and a number of scenarios involving axes and chain saws. 3. Offer to buy them coffee. The lumberjack will have straight up coffee, maybe with a little cream. The lumbersexual will have some sort of latte or some other fancy schmancy french shit.
Ryan looked dashing in his LL Bean shirt and work boots as he put lotion on his skin, he is such a lumbersexual.
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by lambizzle July 23, 2004
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A badass mother fucker. The ultimate HBIC. One half of the most epic OTP ever, Kradam. Glamazon.
Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.
He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.
Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose
Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.
He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.
Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose
by glitterfuck July 22, 2009
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by glambert23 May 30, 2009
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A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.
by Jexxxica September 4, 2008
Get the lambertville high school mug.When a girl begins to perform a 'Lombers', she provides the male (or female) counterpart with oral pleasure in public.
This can occur anywhere from the bakers to oceana dancefloor.
This can occur anywhere from the bakers to oceana dancefloor.
by benxjamin21 December 5, 2011
Get the Lombers mug.Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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