vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

Laycation

Defines what one does after being laid off from work. Actions are determined how much cash, credit or the size of a buy-out package.

A Laycation can include but not be limited to:
1)Going to live in your parents basement to read the compendium of Mad Magazine until market conditions improve. (ie. No cash flow)
2)A bike tour through Mexico.(ie. enough cash flow)
3) Going to live in Provence, France to hone your culinary skills and relax. (ie. Lots of cash)

by Gimlet Swiller December 31, 2008

Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...

Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!

by Lactationist May 26, 2008

Lactation Station

When a group of family members gather around a shirtless breastfeeding woman with no shawl and clap and cheer at the sight of her breasts as she records the event

Dam dude, did you see our new neighbors making a Lactation Station last night?

We should partake in a Lactation Station!

by Free;FreeBallin May 12, 2022

lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

by p mammen August 1, 2009

latecation

When you can't take a vacation, so instead you just show up late all week.

I need a vacation, but a latecation is all I can afford.

by KingPhilip August 14, 2012

anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010