lactoma

Large beautiful female breast which may be utilized in lactation but not restricted too.... can be used for recreational purposes only!!!

Check out that chicks tits boy I’d pay good money to motorboat those lactomas

by Flynn Rydher February 17, 2019

Lacomap

Another way of asking for nudes

You girl can I get some lacomap?

by timmyZtom February 16, 2020

Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

lackofloveititus

The state in which someone who has experienced a lack of affection or "i love you"'s will encounter.

My girlfriend won't notice me. i think im getting lackofloveititus

by DaLoveMaster101<3 January 21, 2017

lacko

scene mixed with punk mixed with goth mixed with emo.

It can be a boy or agirl
they like to ware black but not all black.
as far as i know they are pretty cool people

matt: hey dude what the heck are you? some kind of stupid goth or something?
Greg Lacko: NOOOOOOO!!!
matt: alright man then what are you then ? huh?
Samantha: he is Lacko Matt. Gosh didn't you read urban dictionary.com.

by R3@L N@m3 M@Tt June 8, 2009

lackofpussyitus

When a young man gets very very sick for lack of pussy.

In other words hasnt had pussy for a very long time.

When a males penis hasnt been in a vagina in a while.

A man hasnt gotten any action.

tay: are you feeling better

chris:yea i can actually talk now.

tay: oh wow, thats good for you sunshine.(:

chris: yea wana know what i had?

tay:what?

chris: its called lackofpussyitus

tay: WOAH, sucks fer you.

(:

by whatchasay January 19, 2010

lacom

a laconic/silent/quiet comedy, that's funny, but not funny enough to get an actual laugh, usually just a smile

so what'd you do last night?
just watched a lacom

by hewhosubmitswords August 19, 2009