lactoma 

Large beautiful female breast which may be utilized in lactation but not restricted too.... can be used for recreational purposes only!!!

Check out that chicks tits boy I’d pay good money to motorboat those lactomas

lactoma by Flynn Rydher February 17, 2019

lactomangulator 

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.

The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.

lactomangulator by Rutager December 30, 2005

Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

Lactomangulation by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Lactobacillus 

was a Roman nobleman in 71BC. He was present in the Third Servile War where Spartacus the gladiator led an uprising against the Holy Roman State. As a child, he despised gladiator fights even to such point of declaring it publicly. When the uprising spread to his small farming bordering the Alps, he was able to persuade the rebels to leave their people be. His success did not spread in the Empire, but words of his deeds were carried by the escaped rebels and into lands surrounding Rome.

Lactobacillus: Ventri, my friend, are you okay?
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)

Lactobacillus by Lora Tamil June 30, 2017

lactoad 

Used to describe a person who is lactose intolerant.

Are you a lactoad, too?

lactoad by Ryan Lanyon March 24, 2006

lactomongulate 

To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.

I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!

lactomongulate by Bradis February 20, 2008

lactomangulation

when you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side

oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!

lactomangulation by Nick McQ August 14, 2003