4 definitions by Mr Ned

pacifist

Food. Often herbivores, pacifists occupy the lowest position on the food chain.

"Johnny found pacifists to be a good source of protein, but quite messy to eat in public."

by Mr Ned September 19, 2005

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

by Mr Ned September 14, 2005

by Mr Ned September 14, 2005

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

by Mr Ned September 15, 2005