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joey lawrence

Joey Lawrence is an American actor and former a teen idol, who has starred in various television series and also acted in some feature films. He was in commercials as a child and made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson that in essence launched his series acting career. He went on to star in the series Gimme a Break!, Blossom, Brotherly Love, Run of the House and Half & Half. It has been announced that Joey is to be featured on the 2006 series of the American version of Dancing with the Stars.

He is perhaps best known for his catchphrase (or catchword), "Woah!" used frequently during Blossom. It is a matter of some scholarly debate whether Joey's version of "Woah!" or that of Keanu Reeves is more emblematic of 1990s pop culture.

Joey, born Joseph Lawrence Mignogna Jr. in 1976, is of Italian descent. Professionally, he also goes by the name Joe or Joseph, in a Rick Shroederian-attempt at career resuscitation and legitimacy. He attended the University of Southern California. He has two brothers, Matthew and Andrew, also actors. Joey's parents changed the family name to Lawrence, thus Matthew and Andrew were born with the last name Lawrence. Joey has dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. He has married twice, divorcing his first wife in 2004, and marrying again in 2005 at Disney World, where he met his current wife as teenagers.

Physically, Joey is best known for his hair styles, first the mop top he wore as a child and later the long, wavy hair style he had during the Blossom years. His head was shorn of long hair during the filming of the series Brotherly Love. Joey was also known for the tight, ragged jeans and tight, form-fitting shirts he wore on the series Blossom. A fitness buff and self-proclaimed "metrosexual," Joey has, since Blossom ended, developed a muscular, tanned body with developed biceps and pectorals. However, the most prominent feature of Joey's body, according to many observers, are his extremely large, very round, prominent buttocks which were especially featured in very tight jeans during the series Brotherly Love. It has been said that the huge size and feminine, extreme roundness of his bubble butt caused his lower body to appear to be "poured in" to his jeans.
Joey Lawrence, former teen idol of Blossom fame, is known for his catchphrase "Woah!"
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sir lawrence of letdown

A Larry Letdown is used to describe someone who cancels plans or backs out of something that was previously arranged

Sir Lawrence of letdown is to describe a person that is constantly a Larry let down. The lord of all let downs, the 1st ever was mark priest.

(N.B. Can still be used even when the person has a perfectly reasonable excuse - the shits or cloth's are wet are the top 2)

When he's an absolute Larry let down this would be his title. His name in your phone book would be sir Lawrence of letdown.
"Sorry mate got the shits again" ok sir lawrence of letdown see you tomorrow. Really he's been up all night sniffing his tits off.
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The Owen Lawrence

When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce
meI invited some girls over and pulled the Owen Lawrence
other guy what a bro
by Dirtyswaggerman January 1, 2012
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Queen Jennifer Lawrence

Queen Jennifer Lawrence is the best actress in the world. She is also the best human to ever exist. She won her Oscar for Tiffany Maxwell in Silver Linings Playbook and she also starred as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games, Aurora in Passengers as well as countless other movies. She married Cooke Maroney on October 19, 2019. She has a dog named Pippi Lawrence- Stocking. She was born on August 15, 1990 in Indian Hills, Kentucky. She lives in Beverly Hills , CA. As of 2020 Queen Jen is in her apartment in NYC. If you don't love Queen JLaw, what is wrong with you?
I simp for Queen Jennifer Lawrence
When you think of the best person ever, you think of Queen Jennifer Lawrence
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Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!
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Lawrence

by Mr, Wright March 22, 2009
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Bryce Lawrence

A sad ass excuse for a Rugby Union referee that should never ever officiate any game in any capacity. He should be banned from wearing a whistle, even a rape whistle.
by SpearAlmighty October 10, 2011
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