Bongani kwenda

The perfect human

I'd sleep with the men named bongani kwenda

by Thetruthbutppl April 7, 2021

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

A protuberance, growth or other attachment that should otherwise not be on the item to which it is attached.

"Hey, knock that knerdle off the wall".
or
Remove the inedible knurdle from the end of the banana

by Robert Levine April 15, 2003

kerdunkadunk

The term a fucking retard uses but actually means badonkadonk.

That chick had a nice kerdunkadunk. Sure would like to hit that poon tonight.

by turboprobe91 June 17, 2010

kerdoodleschnitzled

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.

dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

by georgelasealva July 28, 2016

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

small amount, pea sized

use only a nerdle of toothpaste when brushing your teeth

by Cathy Mac Donald September 1, 2003

KERD

Kiernan's Esophagal Reflux Disease. Similar to GERD or Gastro Esophagal Reflux Disease except it is contracted by living in a house made out of boxes and smoking vast quantities of Marijuana. Symptoms include stomach aches, strange burping, smoking more marijuana. May accompany leprosy and extreme laziness.

Kiernan always burps strangley due to his KERD.

Oh my god I got KERD'd today from smoking too much weed

by Eanestrom October 29, 2008

kNERD

Virtual Band Manager

Dude, my band just uses knerd.com and we've already got three shows lined up!

by ben_music October 22, 2010