kunkelfruit

Described in Benjamin Kunkel's novel Indecision, kunkelfruit is a magic fruit that, once tasted, grants a person the power to see the entire life history of any product--who made it, how they made it, from what and where--that he or she touches.

Did you read that kunkelfruit article on McDonald's Big Mac?

by S. J. Miller November 30, 2006

kinked waterhose

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009

Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016

KinkedIn

KinkedIn - An alternative name or derogatory hilarious “nickname” for the popular United States sight “LinkedIn”.

The origin is mythical because most Lexophile predators lure the object of their affection to go off site and then it goes down in the DMs.

Girl! Look at this hottie hot sauce hottie I met on KinkedIn and Ma! he has a job in a pandemic so you know he can hold it down.

by Rachel Elizabeth Morse March 7, 2021

Konked

The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.

“Kelsi is so konked rn”

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 13, 2023

Kunned

When you are absolutely fucked.

Bro my girlfriend got sent a video of me cheating at a party in 4K i’m Kunned.

by Thekunner401 August 2, 2023