Pickle you, Kumquat! 

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

Pickle you, Kumquat! by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

kumquat 

Said in response to loud sex.

When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"

kumquat by quatly f-in October 25, 2009

kumquat 

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?

2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..

kumquat by Pielaii October 30, 2005

kumquat 

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.

Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.

Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!

Guy 1: She died.

kumquat by DDKankerlijer August 9, 2012

kumquat 

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!

kumquat by toplulz March 2, 2014

Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

Kumquat squat by yeargh November 3, 2016

Kumquat 

Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.

Kumquat by Skycralo June 28, 2019