Definitions by yeargh

Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

Kumquat squat by yeargh November 3, 2016

canteloupe 

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

canteloupe by yeargh May 9, 2016

Oblivious 

really stupid and unaware

Wow, I'm really oblivious, I never realize when people are on the phone and then I make an ass out of myself.

Oblivious by yeargh March 27, 2015