Door Knobbing

To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.

I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...

by CarpetNipples September 10, 2011

Hob-knobbing

To neglect clinical rounding responsibilities in order to go hang out with rich doctors.

Why isn't Mike rounding? Oh he's hob-knobbing at a conference to get a free $100 gift certificate.

by Jorge Sanchez VIII April 25, 2014

knobbing

Constantly calling someone a knob although this person doesn't like it.

Linked to knob and mobbing

Andrew: "Oh look, there's this fucking knob again!"
Steve: "Stop knobbing me man, that's not cool..."

by FeelsFatMan July 3, 2016

knobbing

The act of placing a door knob in ones vagina/ass

Also referred to as Christopher Knobbin

Steve: Hey Frank have you seen Jess today?
Frank: Yeah shes at home knobbing right now.
Steve: Oh niiice!

by Franky Fresh March 1, 2008

Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

Knobbing

Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.

"Dude, I had a rough night of Knobbing yesterday..."

by _Dolos_ September 17, 2021

Door knobbing

shoving a door knob into your vagina or anus and twisting it for pleasure

Hey man. when you don't have a penis, use a door knob! door knobbing is great fun!

by THeTunaFish September 6, 2009