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Kradam

A slash pairing (male/male) consisting of American Idol Season eight contestants Adam Lambert and Kris Allen.

Most plot lines portray Kris as weak and conflicted and often contain him making reference to his wedding ring and constantly feeling the need to touch it.

You can find this pairing primarily on Livejournal on the Glambert community and the Kradam community.
Girl 1: Did you see the way Adam and Kris hugged on stage last night?! They held onto each other for 20 whole seconds! Total Kradam moment!
Girl 2: I know! I can't wait to see who writes the first fic about it!
by LissaLoveXoX May 2, 2009
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Kracc Bacc

Our saviour, the descendant of the legendary monke Harambe who makes haha funi videos and uses fard sound and haram alert sound to make us laugh
Reject humanity, worship Kracc Bacc
by ibeatallotherspermstogethere February 16, 2021
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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Spongebob:are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Krabs:AHHHHH
by shrekfest December 9, 2016
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kravitzing

Spying/Eavesdropping from behind doors,fences,curtains etc.(Courtesy of Gladys Kravitz from the 60's T.V. show, Bewitched).
I got busted kravitzing when the curtains blew open.
by idle mind June 15, 2007
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Kraterd

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
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Krankle

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.
by papacholo December 23, 2019
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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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