muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

koots

A word used when somthing is just fuking GREAT! better than anything you can think off

"Shit this Savlo is the fuking Koots"

"Ohh yeh fuking look at his air tracks there the koots"

by VisOne March 28, 2003

koontastrophy

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.

Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".

by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

kootaburra

A creature that flys in through your window at night and eats your hair off your head and then smears shit all over your wall.

Damn! Watch out for that kootaburra!
Better lock your windows in case the kootaburra comes by

by Eat a Mexican burrito!! March 11, 2017

Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018