Konk 

An offensive sounding word that doesn’t actually mean anything. Can be used as an insult (or anything else).

I saw Max today driving in his 2006 Dodge Dakota. He looks like such a konk.

Konk by milomac11 March 21, 2021

Konk 

Mega epic and cool, some might even call it as strike! It's the nuts!

That is Konk!

Konk by StrikerKONK December 7, 2021

Konk

To acknowledge and express that you care about someone's feelings even though you have nothing to do with it and there's nothing you can do to help

“My wife died in a car crash”
“Konk”

Konk by Aplatapus?perrytheplatapus! July 11, 2026

konk out 

(Verb) To pass the fuck out cause you're so tired.

Alex : "I'm about to fucking konk out I'm so tired"

konk out by Zeelinny June 16, 2017

Konk Goggles 

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.

Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!

Konk Goggles by Ei8ht ball January 6, 2012

konk tf out 

to pass tf out broski

“bro you tired?”

“yeah homie i’m about to konk tf out “

konk tf out by Lol .-. November 30, 2018

Kinky Konk 

Someone who is extremely kinky and likes the ideas and concepts such as BDSM. It is also a nice way of telling someone that they are freaky/filthy in bed without being rude or demeaning.

"Damn, M is sure as fuck a kinky konk."

Kinky Konk by RuelleR October 2, 2021