Kaisexual

These people despair when crush wants them back and have three hour relationships with an actually lesbian even though they are a bi man

INFINITE RIZZ: My crush liked me back but then broke up because it turned out she´s a lesbian and now im gay
That means your Kaisexual.

by Al3Xx_ April 3, 2023

Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

kaisexual

Only being attracted to kai from kpop group exo.

person 1:"omg the guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"

Person 1: "hi your cute, can I have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"
Person 1: "ow my bet"

by exo things October 18, 2020

Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Kalisexuality

People who are attracted to down sydrome people and disabled people

"that man liked the girl with an extra chromosome, he identified with kalisexuality"

by El Penguini January 24, 2023

kpopsexual

When you only like people from KPOP groups or individuals.

Guy: Hey, your cute wanna hang out sometime?
Girl: Sorry, I'm KPOPsexual and currently dating (enter KPOP person name here)

or

Girl: Hey, want my number?
Guy: Sorry, I'm KPOPsexual and currently dating (enter Kpop person name here)

by Superlamp April 19, 2017

kiosexual

When you think your in love with one of the not so famous but famous Kio Cyr, it’s called kiosexual. Kio Cyr if you see this I’m Kiosexual

Me: I think I’m in love with Kio Cyr, but I’m not sure
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!

by Annalyselove1 January 21, 2021