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Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
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kooshtie

Modern cockney slang, meaning:
It's all sweet, everything's fine/good/well etc.
"Are you sure you're ok?"
"Yeah, it's all kooshtie mate."
by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006
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kabosh

(verb) To end something

(noun) A termination
My parent's kaboshed the extravagant spring break plans when they heard of them.

They put the kabosh on my plans.
by smartalecc5 March 3, 2007
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kooshball

The act of being a koosh on a redundant level.Orgins date back to 1930's Germany.
Hitler was such a kooshball for enforcing the no-tolerance rule on cheese pizza.
by cody lund December 9, 2008
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kooshim

Ani lo sovel kooshim
by Burnoutt91001 June 12, 2009
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korosh

someone from Iran who is extremely handsome. he plays video games and has sex with a lot of women. he hates gay people and wants to stone them all the time. his cock is known to be the biggest and hardest, he smokes weed and is very rich. he plays urgot and wins all the games in league of legends.
wow! did you see taht handsome guy? he is soo attractive he must be a korosh!
by bosshugo April 21, 2021
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koosher

A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates
babe get off the pc or ima koosher you
by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018
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