knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping

my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!

by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021

Knuckle Dragger

A sub human that is very liberal with the use of offensive crocodile terminology (don’t mind the crocodile i have terets). This type of sub human derives from the mountains of the inner regions of vancouver island where they’re isn’t cellular connection past the year 1989. They just figured about the berlin wall falling. These people are very dirty and live in a squatters community on the side of a highway they often have the remains of their dead infants from the semi incident on the highway.

Knuckle Dragger 1#: Those gosh darn commies couldn’t last against those pesky americans
Knuckle Dragger 2#: What i didn’t know that i was just preparing the pig liver goulash for supper

by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025

Knuckle dragger

Person who's mainly black that walks with a hunch ;commonly found in Roanoke va

I hate knuckle dragger's

by Donald j trump 2024 July 17, 2024

Knuckle Dragger

That sexy snowboard girl.

“Who’s that knuckle dragger”
“I don’t know but she’s a Maddie the baddie for sure!”

by Knuckledraggerlover69 March 31, 2024

Knuckle-Dragger

Your Mind-Body-Soul are all connected in unison. If one is unbalanced then so are the others. Contrary to popular belief has little to do with intelligence. A Knuckle-Dragger references a lack of physical fitness. However, if a person is incapable of standing (without using their hands) from the ground or seated position; then they’ll qualify!

“My boss cannot rise from his chair without using his hands to post himself! He’s such a Knuckle-Dragger… I do not know what empowers him to make decisions. The outcome & outlook of our company depend on someone who is obviously a Neanderthal, and we are regressing as a direct result.”

<sigh>

by WeAreUFC January 20, 2026