Quite simply, kitsch is the junk sold on the street to American tourists at or near famous landmarks. Elements of proper kitsch include the overuse of bright paints and shiny metals, "clever" american slang incorporated into the design, and workmanship quality of the lowest order.
Tiny models of the Eiffel Tower garrishly coated in gold colored paint, wooden beer steins with a forest scene carved into the outside, disgusting parts of local wildlife stuffed and mounted to display for your viewing pleasure. Kitsch collections are universally recognized as one of the signs of the apocalypse.
by Derfla September 14, 2008
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Tod: owee I’ve got a knitch
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*tina pulls out back scratcher”
*scratches*
Tod: ow Tina you just scraped off all of the skin on my knuckle!
Tina: here let me scratch it for you
*tina pulls out back scratcher”
*scratches*
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Kitsch-it is a type of art based on love for the human expression and must have some form of talent and technical skill. It’s critics often use it as a scapegoat calling it “bad art”.
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Get the Kitsch mug.Word vomit. Used to describe any thing, person, or feeling that doesn't have another word commonly available. It was created as a combination of kitsch and kitchen, because the words are so similar.
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Kitschy is a destroyer of worlds. Also, she is a force to be reckoned with in the world of smack talking.
Kitschy also cannot spell and often gets moronically drunk.
Kitschy is a destroyer of worlds. Also, she is a force to be reckoned with in the world of smack talking.
Kitschy also cannot spell and often gets moronically drunk.
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