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klumzy

Klumzy has the same definition as the original word "Clumsy", with the exception of being spelled differently. But with a little dopeness the comes along as well.
You see that beezy fall? Damn she klumzy.
by Brash is up October 3, 2008
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Klumpkin

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.
I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"
by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014
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klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz
The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.
by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015
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klutzophobia

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people
My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.
by D.B.H. December 26, 2006
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Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a slang word for cocaine. Basically the name of any white girl can be used in place for this. (Ex; Hannah Montana). Most recently referenced in Eminem's song "Untouchable".
by DaddyTakeTheWheel May 28, 2018
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Klumpus

A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.
The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.
by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
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Klump

Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.
Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!
by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014
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