A blow job given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. Derives from the Kay Jewelers slogan "Every Kiss Begins with Kay," suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from Kay. If the item is just OK, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.
Bob: Did you see the ring that Ted gave his girlfriend?
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
by dozbk March 5, 2010
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Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.
Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.
I dipped my junk in the klownhole.
I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.
I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.
by TheGooch October 23, 2004
Get the Klownhole mug.Extremely homosexual person that loves Neil Cicerega and blueycapsules. Please don’t become friends with this person or they will rant about Neil Cicierega and blueycapsules for hours on end.
Person: Hi!
klownkichi: OMG NEIL CICIEREGA
Person: what
klownkichi: Neil Stephen Cicierega, born August 23, 1986, is an American comedian, actor, filmmaker, singer, YouTuber, musician, songwriter, puppeteer, artist, and animator. He is best known as the creator of a genre of Flash animation he termed "Animutation", the Harry Potter puppet parody series Potter Puppet Pals, and several music albums under the name Lemon Demon. He also released a series of mashup albums under his own name that have since gained a cult following.
klownkichi: OMG NEIL CICIEREGA
Person: what
klownkichi: Neil Stephen Cicierega, born August 23, 1986, is an American comedian, actor, filmmaker, singer, YouTuber, musician, songwriter, puppeteer, artist, and animator. He is best known as the creator of a genre of Flash animation he termed "Animutation", the Harry Potter puppet parody series Potter Puppet Pals, and several music albums under the name Lemon Demon. He also released a series of mashup albums under his own name that have since gained a cult following.
by totally not klownkichi May 9, 2022
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However, it became a cesspool after most users shove politics and dramas everywhere which is a real dick move.
However, it became a cesspool after most users shove politics and dramas everywhere which is a real dick move.
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(Clonazepam). Clonazepam is in a class of medications called benzodiazepines.
(Clonazepam). Clonazepam is in a class of medications called benzodiazepines.
Got any klowns?
by artyo431 August 22, 2011
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