Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 8, 2009

Klingon

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

by Captain Tereth June 1, 2005

Klintominous

another word for fuck

"I want to Klintominous you"

by A.P September 13, 2006

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

Klingon Salad

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.

Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.

by Joe Wille August 8, 2006

Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

Klingon

A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.

I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.

by Vanity Valentine July 6, 2011