brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

Lil Kleenex box

Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.

Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!

by LilkleenexboxisdAnK!! 🤔 August 19, 2018

kleenex

A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party

I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004

Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009

Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.

After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.

by Dom Drums April 6, 2006

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

All drizzy No Kleenex

Slang used when an individual is talking all that shit, but never backs it up

You know Quavan talks all that shit but he’s all drizzy no Kleenex. Punk ass bitch.

by Deunkfailure January 28, 2023