A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
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During a bondage session I bounced up and down on my boyfriend's face. He lika mi Taco Flavoured Kisses!!
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When two heavier set people have intercourse and the belly buttons create a kissing sound due to excess skin and perspiration.
" It sounded like four people in the bed last night. We had some intense belly button kisses going. "
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
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Get the taco flavored kisses mug.A Kishen is a person who is famous to be very good looking, intellectual and cool.
Also see :
Sexy, Smart, Cute, Genius and then see Sexy again.
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Sexy, Smart, Cute, Genius and then see Sexy again.
Look there's Priyesh, he acts like he has swagger like a Kishen.
Child: Mum when I grow up I want to be like a Kishen.
Mother: Why?
Child: As they're so clever and popular! :D
Child: Mum when I grow up I want to be like a Kishen.
Mother: Why?
Child: As they're so clever and popular! :D
by kkktahek December 9, 2010
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by viking48 February 28, 2009
Get the butt cheek kisses mug.After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.
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