Kidney pouches

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.

Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.

by xDCJx April 29, 2007

Kidney buster

Another name for the longest meanest dick you can provide your partner. So deep it put her ass to sleep. So deep bruised those organ donors. She felt it in her back.

Last night I was pounding away so fuckn hard, she called me today to tell my the Kidney buster worked her kidney stone is gone.

by Kovid Kush April 7, 2021

kidney stone

Child birth. Hell. Agony. You name it.

*goes into shock from pain*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blame the kidney stone*

by Ryan James Carter September 27, 2008

kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.

Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.

by AngryPirateVictim October 8, 2016