Kemyah

Kemyah is the funny person in the friend group with the most stuff going on with her and she just keeps everything in her head positive and she is beautiful and she is confident in who she is.

Kemyah is fun and crazy.

by ❤️❤️😂😂 March 10, 2020

Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Kemptville

A small town in Eastern Ontario, 30 minutes South of Ottawa. Drug use and pregnancy amongst teens is common, as there is nothing else to do in the shit hole. The local Tim Horton's is a hot spot, and is constantly surrounded by dirt bags in their hicked out trucks. Teenaged girls from the local Catholic high school parade around with their kilts hiked up.

Town council should have put a pool in the Kemptville Municipal Complex. There wouldn't be so many pregnant 16 year old girls.

by severalkitties May 24, 2009

Kempo

A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST

Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*

by Kempo Master January 20, 2009

Kemya

A young pretty little smart intelligent girl.

This girl is just like Kemya

by Winter quotes January 17, 2018

Kemping

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.

"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."

by matt_leigh September 13, 2014

Brian Kemp

The redneck, Republican, idiotic governor of Georgia since 2019 who cheated in the 2018 gubernatorial election. He also praises President Donald Trump like he’s God. Kemp is extremely politically-incorrect, as he pointed a gun at a teenager in his advertisement campaign to show that he supports the second amendment, and he said he’ll drive around in his truck to “pick up illegals himself”.

He also says that he didn’t know that the coronavirus is an asymptomatic virus so he was one of the last state governors to issue a stay-at-home order.

Dang...Governor Brian Kemp sure has made Georgia the laughing stock of the nation.

by Cray Cray J May 14, 2020