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keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
get off your damn keister and get in the game
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe
He got shot in the keister.
by Light Joker August 12, 2005
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keastered

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.
by jonnysocko March 7, 2011
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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Keister Egg Hunt

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
by StiffPeter1015 May 19, 2018
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keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband
Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.
by Cass July 13, 2005
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keis·ter

Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!

-- doggrel, circa 1985
by Nelly Scratch December 7, 2006
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