1. what you need to get up off of...
2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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1. the buttocks
2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods
3. a rear pants pocket
4. a safe
1. the buttocks
2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods
3. a rear pants pocket
4. a safe
by Light Joker August 12, 2005
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by jonnysocko March 7, 2011
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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
by Nelly Scratch December 7, 2006
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