Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

Keisha

A classy girl/ woman. Smart. Intelligent. Loves to learn. Loves nature. Organized. Fun. Somewhat flirty. Beautiful smile. Nice skin tone. Cleans daily. Loves to make people smile and laugh. Sometimes instigates. Loves hard. Heart of gold. Loves to shop esp. for shoes. Spoiled. Occasionally nags. Has lazy days. Loves a hard working man that handles his business. Will put her religion to the side. Bi-polar at times. Loves daiquiris. Sexy in her own unique way.

OMG! You are keisha-ing me!

by QtPie4u February 4, 2010

Keilah

Keilah is a beautiful girl, who loves helping others. However, sometimes when trying to help, she turns into a frog.

Friend 1: Stop it, I didn’t do it!
Friend 2: Yes you did!
Keilah: Guys, stop fighting. Let’s take a deep breath and sit on the floor and meditate

by thiqpidgeon November 14, 2019

Keishanity

the religion under our goddess keisha💗. All followers of her are known as keishawtys.

"all hail our queen keisha, under the religion Keishanity amen"

by luvvmel January 25, 2021

Keilana

Hawaiian for "the adored one"

Keilana can do no wrong in the eyes of the elders.

by Keilana April 23, 2009

keishla

a best friend who will always have your back. she's shy at times, but has a big heart, and even bigger dreams.

keishla is great (:

by jms jms jms November 24, 2009

Keilana

Keilana is the most important person you’ll ever meet. A person who will surly make you smile and laugh. Someone who is kindhearted and has the curliest hair. Intelligence, Strength and kind are all qualities you’ll find in a Keilana.

A friend you’ll never forget!!

Keilana Hawaiian for adored one.

by Alice Náme May 6, 2018